The Mechanical Girl. In the court of augustine the twelfth The king reprimanded his men And demanded they Put to good use all his wealth to cure his deep ennui. For you see, he found that he was sad and lonely Ever since his wife, the queen, got mad and Rode off on his steed. In a glen beyond the castle wall There was a tinker And he was a thinker The smartest man in all the world He made a.